M̷E̷N̷S̷A̷ FOR STUPID PEOPLE

"Where Confusion Thrives!"
~ Proudly serving the bottom 98% since never ~

Welcome to the Democracy of Ignorance!

Unlike our pretentious counterparts who hoard the "top 2%," we embrace the glorious bottom 98% where real creativity, empathy, and rhizomatic thinking flourish!

42,847

(Growing exponentially because we actually accept people!)

* This number is a complete approximation based on no actual data whatsoever. We embrace beautiful uncertainty in all our statistics!

The Stupidity Quotient (SQ) Test™

Unlike rigid IQ tests that reward "correct" mathematical answers, our SQ test celebrates those who reject linear arithmetic in favor of creative, rhizomatic responses! Choose the beautifully wrong answers!

Our Schizoanalytic Manifesto

What Mensa Gets Wrong:

  • 🧠 Intelligence as static number (IQ)
  • 📐 Linear, tree-like thinking
  • 👑 Intellectual hierarchy & elitism
  • 🏆 Competition over collaboration
  • 📊 Representation over becoming
  • 🎯 Single correct answers

What We Embrace:

  • 🌱 Rhizomatic, multiplicitous thinking
  • 🔄 Process over product
  • 🤝 Nomadic collaboration
  • ❓ Productive confusion & uncertainty
  • 🎭 Creative stupidity & beautiful failures
  • ∞ Infinite possible answers
"The nomad has no history; he has only geography. And the nomadic trajectory is the opposite of the map."
— Deleuze & Guattari (who would definitely join us)

Special Ignorance Groups (SIGs)

Productive Procrastination

2,847 confused members

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Applied Ignorance

1,923 confused members

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Creative Confusion Society

3,156 confused members

Wrong Answer Appreciation

4,291 confused members

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Nomadic Thinking Club

1,678 confused members

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Rhizome Researchers

892 confused members

Why Join Our Democracy of Ignorance?

💰 Affordable Stupidity!

Only $1 one-time payment (compared to Mensa's pretentious $107/year) - because beautiful confusion should be accessible to all! No recurring fees, just pure honest money-wanting.

🎯 No Stupid Tests

No sterile IQ exams! Just share a time you were beautifully, creatively wrong about something.

🌈 Inclusive Stupidity

We welcome ALL forms of not-knowing: creative, productive, philosophical, and joyful confusion!

🤝 Real Community

Unlike Mensa's elitist networking, we focus on genuine human connection through shared vulnerability.

📚 Unlearning Workshops

Monthly sessions on unlearning harmful certainties and embracing productive not-knowing.

🎪 Chaos Gatherings

Annual conferences celebrating failed experiments, wrong turns, and accidental discoveries!

Join the Glorious Bottom 98%!

Mensa vs. Mensa for Stupid People

😤 Regular Mensa

  • Top 2% only (exclusive AF)
  • $107/year membership fee
  • Rigid IQ testing required
  • "Aristocracy of intellect"
  • Linear, arborescent thinking
  • Members threaten comedians
  • 44% believe in astrology anyway
  • Founder called it "mental masturbation"

🎉 Us!

  • Bottom 98% welcomed! (inclusive AF)
  • Only $1 one-time (vs their $107/year!)
  • Creative stupidity portfolio
  • "Democracy of ignorance"
  • Rhizomatic, nomadic thinking
  • Members hug comedians
  • 44% invent new mythologies
  • Founder would call it "intellectual foreplay"

What Our Members Say

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"I used to think I was stupid, but now I realize I'm just thinking rhizomatically! This community taught me that my 'wrong' answers were actually more creative than the 'right' ones."

— Sarah, Former Mensa Reject

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"Finally found my people! Here, when I say 'purple elephant Tuesday,' everyone nods thoughtfully instead of looking at me like I'm crazy."

— Mike, Professional Confusion Artist

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"Mensa kicked me out for scoring too low. Best thing that ever happened to me! Now I'm free to think in ways that actually matter."

— Dr. Janet, Recovering Academic

Ready to Embrace Your Beautiful Stupidity?

Join thousands of proud non-geniuses in celebrating the glorious multiplicity of human not-knowing!

Apply for Membership

* Only $1 one-time payment. No IQ requirements. High IQ scores may result in mandatory re-education through confusion workshops.