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Join Our Beautiful Disaster!

Welcome to the glorious bottom 98% where confusion is celebrated and stupidity is an art form
🎉 Congratulations, You Beautiful Fool!
You are now officially part of the Democracy of Ignorance! Thanks for the $1 - I'm definitely going to spend it on something completely pointless and probably stupid. You're now a lifetime member of our chaotic community of proud non-geniuses.

Membership Application

Total Cost: Just $1 (One Dollar!)
Compared to Mensa's absurd $107/year - and infinitely more honest about wanting your money
(we don't store this information anywhere, we don't even send it to our server, it just makes our organization seem more legit if we added more fields here)

Mandatory $1 Donation (Because I Want It)

Look, I'm gonna be completely honest with you here. Please just give me a dollar so I can buy some shit. I don't need the money, I just want it. This is my idea to make money so don't steal it, just give me a dollar instead. I don't deserve the dollar for any reason other than that I want it.

Maybe if you join this platform you can like overhear me having a good idea or some shit and then you can make like 20-30 dollars a year on your own stupid idea. I'm not trying to be like Bezos, I just want a little money. And like, you have 1 dollar at least clearly - you have internet and electricity so that likely means you have a dollar.

I mean think about it. You probably spent more than a dollar on coffee today. Or like, you've definitely wasted a dollar on something stupider than this. At least this is honest stupidity. I'm not pretending this will change your life or make you smarter or whatever. I just want your dollar.

There's no membership fee, no monthly charges, no hidden costs, nothing. Just give me one dollar and you're in the club forever. That's it. One dollar total. Most companies would charge you monthly forever and then upsell you on premium features. I just want one dollar, one time, because I want it.

This is probably the most transparent transaction you'll make all day. No corporate bullshit, no "operational costs" excuse, no pretending this money goes to charity. I just want a dollar because I want a dollar. Deal with it.

TOTAL COST: $1 (One Time, Forever)
By joining, you agree to embrace productive confusion, reject intellectual elitism, and celebrate beautiful stupidity.
One-time $1 payment. No recurring charges. No IQ requirements.
High IQ scores may result in mandatory re-education through confusion workshops.

Legal Disclaimer: This is a satirical website created for entertainment purposes. No actual membership organization exists. The philosophical content about Deleuze, Guattari, and post-modern critique of intellectual elitism is genuine, but it's applied to an imaginary organization.

The $1 donation request is real though - that's just me wanting a dollar because I want it. Don't actually expect to receive membership benefits, newsletters, or invitations to confusion workshops, but do expect to have supported the most honest money grab on the internet.

This is probably the most transparent financial transaction you'll encounter today.